April 2012
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If that myth that claims seven sneezes are equivalent to an orgasm were true then I would have at least 2 of them tonight…
It’s not true by the way
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What if ee cummings just didn't know how to work...
afternoonsnoozebutton:
je sus fu c k i ng chris t how do e s thi s t ype w r i t er w o r k
-e.e. cummings
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Mom: It was really hot yesterday.
Dad: Well, what were you wearing?
Mom: Just a shirt, pants, and a turtleneck.
Dad: Maybe you should consider not wearing clothes at all...
Me: -_-
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